以下文字版：
戏说网站(I)修订版
慧特利创意出品
社交平台就像集体宿舍
这儿不交房租，邻居还挺多
那小子考了全班前五十还不请客……
鉴于XX长期睡觉磨牙，
即日起禁止XX说话……
宿舍守则
1.禁止喧哗;
2.禁止与别区交流;
3.禁止私自摆卖;
………………
…………
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106.解释权归宿舍管理所有。
网站才是属于你的“宅基地”
网站地址全球唯一，不可重复；
由全球互联网络中心直接管理。
建一得三，活动更划算
网站、公众号、软件定制、企业邮箱、小程序
科技公司一手开发商
007 全时段服务
腾讯/阿里双授权服务商
网站异常或创意欢迎探讨
还没网站：（，盘他！
已经有网站了？免费盘他！！
个人也可以注册网站！！！
识别图中二维码，十分钟创建专业网站
备站进行时
兔尚有三窟，网岂无二站？
官网：以后周边关系交给你了。
慧至：我们公司离你很近哦
有人想加你为好友，他的E-mail是****
本周您安排了以下事项，别忘了
有客户还有货款XXX没收
……
官网：我打盹儿的时候，你帮我顶着。
备站：小度小度，有新货了快来看看。
百度：听见了，马上来。
极速搜索：老大，有人去我那儿找你了
备站：说了多少次，主站才是老大！
（SEO为主站提权引流）
官网：营销活动你去办！
微组件：我这儿可收单、可卖货，
可大屏抽奖、投票活动、有偿分销、转发，
还有红包、优惠券哦
……
百度：有组织懂规矩，不像是散兵游勇。客官，请前排就坐。
“网站”的72变：
我是公众号^_^
我是小程序^_^
我是阿里生活号^_^
还认识这小箭头吗？
未完待续……
Huiteli “JIANSHANG Fast Web Building” is a lightweight online website construction platform.
The platform was conceived and launched from 2011. After a long-term version change, it was officially commercialized in 2016.
Keeping pace with the times, it has achieved mainstream functions such as template switching, multilingual, automatic translation, and compatible mobile APP.
Adopt a simpler form-based way of building a website - users only need to fill in the blanks to complete the construction and release of the website.
Advocate data-driven business, built-in mall system, membership system, distribution system, member submission, anonymous comments and other rich functional modules.
The platform combines the concept of PAAS on the basis of SAAS, allowing customers to select value-added services provided by third parties through the platform without worrying about technical issues such as system compatibility.
The platform was conceived and launched from 2011. After a long-term version change, it was officially commercialized in 2016.
Keeping pace with the times, it has achieved mainstream functions such as template switching, multilingual, automatic translation, and compatible mobile APP.
Adopt a simpler form-based way of building a website - users only need to fill in the blanks to complete the construction and release of the website.
Advocate data-driven business, built-in mall system, membership system, distribution system, member submission, anonymous comments and other rich functional modules.
The platform combines the concept of PAAS on the basis of SAAS, allowing customers to select value-added services provided by third parties through the platform without worrying about technical issues such as system compatibility.